{"id":2565,"date":"2026-07-07T18:28:36","date_gmt":"2026-07-08T01:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2026-07-07T18:29:22","modified_gmt":"2026-07-08T01:29:22","slug":"diy-disaster-part-42-screws-badly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/diy-disaster-part-42-screws-badly\/","title":{"rendered":"DIY disaster part 42: screws, badly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buy two fancy bronze ceramic-coated star drive truss head lag screws, and screw them in to repair the fence board. How hard can it be?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-1024x1024.jpg\" alt=\"photograph of back of fence with markup circling two screws that completely failed to penetrate the fence rails, with pouting cat and clown emojis\" class=\"wp-image-2568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/PXL_20250718_bad-fence-screws-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">it helps if they actually screw into the fence rails<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">DIY Disaster caption contest<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>If good fences make good neighbors, then&#8230;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It looks great on the neighbor&#8217;s side, and that&#8217;s all that matters.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/tcc\/1\/16\/1f3bc.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfbc\">I think I missed again, oh-ho-oh<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t1f\/1\/16\/1f3b6.png\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfb6\"> \u00d7 2 (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yr-SNCtoyPk\">Phil Collins<\/a>)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Live chat now! with &#8220;@Screws Badly&#8221; on OnlyFans.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buy two fancy bronze ceramic-coated star drive truss head lag screws, and screw them in to repair the fence board. How hard can it be? DIY Disaster caption contest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","category-diy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2565"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2571,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions\/2571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skierpage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}