art: does lived experience put substance X into an artwork?

People hate that AI art is “disembodied and decontextualized, detached from lived experience” (@Terminus52 in a Substack comment thread). It feels like cheating that a clanker can mindlessly crank out an artwork that “ought to” come from a tortured artist’s struggle to create. “Ought to” is a reasonable position, though it seems unenforceable beyond encouraging people to support real human artists.[*]

However, people go beyond “oughtta” to claim that “lived experience” somehow imbues the pixels of an image or the waveform of a song with more than what appears on the surface, what inheres in the artwork. It’s a poetic idea, but it’s close to woo-woo mysticism. Forget about AI and consider this: around the turn of the millennium a middle-class minor painter cranked out dozens of paintings that experts hailed as lost artworks by tortured abstract expressionists Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko (web search for “Knoedler forgery” or read the Wikipedia page). With a bit of creativity and a lot of experience and technical skill but none of the struggle, Pei-Shen Qian made new excellent art “by” those masters, and when a corrupt art gallery authenticated them, they sold for $tens of millions of dollars.

People want to believe you’ll forever be able to tell the difference between good machine-generated art and human art because the humans lived and the machines merely trained. We’ll see. As the New York Times’ writer put it: “Why should we value a painting known to be made by a certain esteemed artist more than a painting that is phony but is nevertheless practically indistinguishable from the authentic work? … The artist’s soul is somehow in the work, and because great artists are supposed to have great souls, there’s more soul in their creations than there is in mediocre efforts.” This poetic notion has failed again and again in blind taste tests. And there’s always a snob effect at play – “The rubes with their low-brow tastes are fooled by the fakes, but as the real art lover I know what’s real.”

An artwork feels like it’s a communication from one human to another, from the struggling creator to the person appreciating it. It could be, if you were in the artist’s studio or recording studio watching the creative process. Otherwise it’s a freestanding artifact in the world, and the key question is simply: is it any good?

Make me a Rothko, mmmkay?

I so much want to contact Pei-Shen Qian and ask him to make me a painting suffused with pure emotion, a profound statement about the human condition. I’d gladly pay real money for the fake. The problem is we don’t have a wall big enough to do it justice. A “Rothko” needs to be bigger than the human staring at it, a well that your soul falls into.

photograph of the studio of Pei-Shen Quan showing two large forged Mark Rothko paintings and other artworks
I’ll take the “Rothko” on the right, please
(I think this is the studio of forger Pei-Shen Quan, a still from the movie Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art)

Talk is cheap, support human artists!

[*] Buying art is easy. Go to the show of graduating artists at your local college. Engage with the work, i.e. stare at it, then read about it, then look some more. If an artwork moves you, buy it. More likely you won’t be sure if you really like it; picking an artwork after 5 minutes is like entering a long-term relationship after speed-dating. So tell the artist you like the artwork but you’re not sure, and ask if you can have an ink-jet print of it for $20 for an “in-home test.” Stick it on the wall, and after a few weeks if seeing it brings you joy, go buy the real thing. You need more art in your life!

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AI art: there oughtta be a law!

Stability AI trained its image generator on the LAION-5B data set of 5 billion (!!!) image-text pairs. If you download this data set, you don’t get the images, you get metadata about each image including its URL, plus the nearby text and caption. You then feed your beefy computer the metadata and it retrieves the image at the URL and uses it to train the Runway ML stable diffusion algorithm (Stability AI has done a good job obscuring how little novel work it did). Your computer doesn’t permanently store the images, the neural net studies them like an art student. So if this training process is illegal and requires permission, then every search engine and web crawler in the world is illegal, and any artist who visits a museum or borrows an art book from the library should be quizzed “Hold on,, you look like you might be training on that copyrighted image!”

I feel for artists whose work is being devalued by image generators that can effortlessly make “large painting of child gazing up at two broken robots in a field by Simon Stalenhåg” (see images of some of his actual paintings). It feels wrong, it feels like the artist deserves something. But feels aren’t law. The digital image is not a painting, and unless someone commits fraud by claiming it’s actually by the artist, nothing illegal has happened in most jurisdictions. Even if there was some way for the artist to get a cut (maybe artists will start claiming design patents on their style), 20% of $0 is nothing.

AI-generated art is mostly derivative art… but all art is “derivative art”. “Should” isn’t law. If someone tries to pass off an AI-generated artwork as being by a particular artist, they are committing fraud. Until that occurs, making an image in the style of an artist is obviously incontrovertibly legal. So too was the training process where the AI “looked” at billions of image-text pairs on the web and developed an internal representation of all art approaches and most famous artists’ styles; it’s merely a far more diligent student of art than any human being. It feels like artist should get something, so please say how the law should change to make that happen. But if the artist gets a percentage of the value of the image ripping off their work, and the image is uncopyrightable AI slop, then 20% of $0 is zero.

You’re welcome to feed my wise words into a video generator to produce a Two Minute Paper on the subject 🙂.

Actual judges weigh in

The lawsuits from aggrieved artists are wending their way through the courts. A big one against Anthropic was ruled on by Judge William Alsup in 2025, legendary for (allegedly) learning to program so he could better rule on Oracle’s lawsuit against Google’s implementation of Java. National Law Review reported on the two parts of this. Judge Alsop ‘ruled that AI company Anthropic’s use of copyrighted books to train its powerful AI model, Claude, was “exceedingly transformative” and qualified as a legal “fair use. …’

So the claim that AI companies are ripping off creative artists by training on their work is on very shaky legal ground unless other judges ignore Alsop’s conclusions or Congress changes the law.

But flat-out piracy…

National Law Review continued ‘However, the judge drew a sharp line in the sand, ruling that Anthropic’s separate act of downloading and storing millions of books from “pirate sites” was not a fair use and that the company will have to face a trial for it.’

Indeed, the shortcut that nearly all AI companies took of downloading from pirate sites instead of purchasing a copy to train on will deservedly come back to bite them. Judge Alsup ruled: “This order doubts that any accused infringer could ever meet its burden of explaining why downloading source copies from pirate sites that it could have purchased or otherwise accessed lawfully was itself reasonably necessary to any subsequent fair use.” “That Anthropic later bought a copy of a book it earlier stole off the internet will not absolve it of liability for the theft, but it may affect the extent of statutory damages.”

7 million books × $150,000 maximum statutory damages is ONE TREEELYUN DOLARS; Anthropic and the Authors Guild later settled on a deal to pay authors of only 482,000 books that Anthropic illegally pirated $3,000 for each book; Alsup criticized the deal but it’s gone through; AP reports “About 91% of the more than 482,000 books covered by the ruling have been claimed by authors or publishers who are now due payment.”

On the other hand…

Later in 2025 Judge Vince Chhabria ruled on a similar case. Whitecase reports that he also found training “highly transformative”. But Judge Chhabria said Alsup improperly focused on the transformative nature of training to the exclusion of potential market harm, “blowing off the most important factor in the fair use analysis.” In other words if artists can show that AI harms or dilutes the market for their works, it may not be fair use. Judge Chhabria also noted that “the consequences of this ruling are limited” because “these plaintiffs made the wrong arguments and failed to develop a record in support of the right one.”

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music: actually I really do know

“Ride Line the Wind” is the hit Christopher Cross song with the incomparable Michael McDonald killing it on “background” vocals, but I think this album track is even better. It took years to track it down because I assumed it was a Doobie Brothers song with McDonald, but after listening to all their albums with him I realized it must be another artist, and eventually found it.

The early digital production is so densely (but cleanly) compressed that producer Michael Omartian’s “blue” piano chord at 1:22 leaps out. The chorus is so good that Christopher Cross overuses it, but the way MM is double-tracked with an added “(I really don’t) KNOW” harmony from the third chorus on is 😘. The song’s anxious uncertainty treads novel ground compared with rote “Baby I love you” songwriting, and the fantastic guitar solo by another L.A. studio legend Larry Carlton fits the mood perfectly. If Christopher Cross had come up with a bridge it would be a perfect song.

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DIY disaster part 42: screws, badly

Buy two fancy bronze ceramic-coated star drive truss head lag screws, and screw them in to repair the fence board. How hard can it be?

photograph of back of fence with markup circling two screws that completely failed to penetrate the fence rails, with pouting cat and clown emojis
it helps if they actually screw into the fence rails

DIY Disaster caption contest

  1. If good fences make good neighbors, then…
  2. It looks great on the neighbor’s side, and that’s all that matters.
  3. 🎼I think I missed again, oh-ho-oh🎶 × 2 (Phil Collins)
  4. Live chat now! with “@Screws Badly” on OnlyFans.

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art: Tracey Emin – woman power, woman pain

I found Tracey Emin’s “A Second Life” exhibition at Tate Modern irritating at first because you have to read paragraphs of her handwriting. But the payoffs are huge. “My Future” ends with “That’s the last Dead Thing to Leave my body” (her extracted dead tooth 🦷🫨!), which in the context of the life she lays bare leaves you gasping.

Tracey Emin's 1993 mixed-media piece: three presentation boxes showing her old passport, a dead extracted tooth with a dentist's business card, and a devastating hand-written letter
My Future by Tracey Emin 1993-1994; it’s work to read the text, but do it!

The quilted blankets are as moving as ever (… if you read enough panels). Her paintings of figures with black or red marks in place of faces are intense, better perhaps than the William De Kooning figure paintings of which they remind me in my limited exposure.

figurative painting of two forms roughly outlined in blue by Tracey Emin
Not F***able, 2023 (205 × 279 cm acrylic – big! – on canvas); intense

The room showing her 1996 video “How it Feels” about her abortion was standing-room-only full of women. She goes deep on the inescapable fact that women are tied to their bodies, in ways men simply aren’t.

It was pure luck that the “Sensation” show was on at the Royal Academy in 1997 when I strolled in, including her tent “Everyone I Have Slept With 1963-1995”. I didn’t get the work then, I may never fully “get it,” but the show’s title didn’t lie.

photograph of Tracey Emin's mixed media conceptual artwork "Everyone I Have Ever Slept With 1963–1995", a tent to which she appliquéd the names of, literally, everyone she had ever slept with
literally, everyone she had ever slept with, but not necessarily sexually

The Guardian review of “Second Life”

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AI: Google AI clueless about Google’s Android

Google Gemini AI’s stupidity regarding its own capabilities and behavior on Android is infuriating. Someone texted me a screenshot of a dinner reservation. So I long-press the Android home button to enter AI mode, and ask it to add the event to my calendar.

Google Gemini AI on Android has no idea how it behaves on Android
  • Gemini AI Mode does OCR (optical character recognition) on the reservation image and flawlessly extracts the event info. ✅
  • It creates a link with the event info as a data URL, but that just gets rendered as Markdown code, no link. ❌
  • It presents the event info as a vCalendar .ics text record and tells me to copy it into Notepad for Windows or suggests it will appear as a desktop shortcut. We’re chatting on Android, ya brainless clanker! 🤦❌
  • I copy the ICS text, then share it to the Android Files app. But the Android team treat the whole concept of files as unworthy scum, and nothing happens.❌
  • It displays Download this ICS event, but again that’s just a heading, it’s not clickable. ❌
    • This calendar event file approach is probably doomed because only desktop Google Calendar can import a .ics file (because the Android team treat the whole concept of files as unworthy scum).❌
  • It suggests I go to the Gemini app (aren’t I in that already?!) and tell it to create the calendar event, dictating the details. Result: I cannot directly add events to your personal calendar because I do not have access to your Google account.❌
  • Over and over Gemini writes Here is a link to Google Calendar with a prefilled template or Click this Android intent link or Click to open in Android Google Calendar app, but it’s never a link or working button.❌
    • Every time I complain that the text Gemini displayed is not a link, it dutifully apologizes… and presents me a different kind of link that isn’t a link. How can Gemini not know about its own limitations on Google’s own platform, one with 3.9 billion users?❌

Awesomely capable AI developed by Nobel-winning Ph.D.s dropped into a bloated dysfunctional company.

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art: home is Incomplete Open Cubes 5/9

Sol LeWitt programmatically/accidentally made the most simple, refined, and beautiful home evar,

Can you spot it in this housing development?

Sol LeWitt, 1974 122 Variations of Incomplete Open Cubes.
122 structures, painted wood, each 8 by 8 by 8
inches; base, 182 plywood squares, each 2 by 12 by 12
inches; 131 pen and ink drawings and photographs.
(Installation, SFMOMA)

I saw this exhibition at SFMOMA around 2024, a sublime quiet experience. The artwork is the name: starting with three connected sides of a cube that extend in three directions/dimensions, what are all the possible forms of a cube? But as usual with LeWitt, the realization of the conceptual art is itself aesthetically pleasing: the drawings, the actual existence of the conceptual forms as sculptures laid out in real space, how the number of variations increases with more edges then decreases; it’s all so good. The way they get more varied with more “limbs” and then simplify as they approach 11 edges (it doesn’t include the final “full” cube) is lovely. It is much bigger than this appears (it was in a huge room), but it isn’t overwhelming.

computer SVG reconstruction of Incomplete Open Cubes 5/79 by Xxxx

My favorite is this element, Incomplete Open Cubes 5/9. It outlines a front door and front garden 🏡, what else do you need?😍

I was quickly drawn to it over every other shape in the set.

A museum room at SFMOMA displaying images and sculptures of Sol Le Witt's conceptual artwork showing all the possible forms of "Incomplete Open Cubes", made up of 3 to 11 edges of a cube.
View of installation of my favorite “5/9” among other sculptures and images from Incomplete Open Cubes 1974, redisplayed at SFMOMA

Here’s a link to an SVG reconstruction of it.

Make me a concept, mmmkay?

I’d love to own a realization of this particular instance, Incomplete Open Cubes 5/9, or commission a replica; 30-33 cm (12-13 inches) a side would fit nicely at the top of our staircase. It’s just painted wood or baked enamel on aluminum, how expensive can it be? Uh-oh, the auctioneer Christie’s sold Incomplete Open Cube 7/14 in 2011 for… $206,500.

Two more edges and much bigger for much major money

True, this is a larger floor-standing sculpture, 42 inches (106.6 cm) on a side. The dozens at SFMOMA were more petite, apparently only 8×8×8 inches. And this has two extra edges, so the smaller one should be 28% off!?

Is there an official fabricator of these? What are the ethics of ripping off the exquisitely thoughtful concept of a dead artist (Sol LeWitt, 1928-2007, RIP). I contacted the Artists Rights Society which licenses reproductions of his work, we’ll see what happens.

Incomplete list of Incomplete Open Cubes

Art Gallery of NSW has 5/8, same number of edges (five), but it’s all spiky and overturned stool.

Links

I’m not the only one struck by the excellence of the idea, execution, and result. Critics and mathematicians love it.

Home

The Earth can be any shape you want it
Any shape at all
Dark and cold or bright and warm
Long or thin or small
But it’s home and all I ever had
And maybe why for me the Earth is flat

— “The Flat Earth”, Thomas Dolby (1984)

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music: Charlie Puth deadens his talent

I didn’t pay much attention to Charlie Puth; his fans giving him way too much credit for having perfect pitch and producing his own songs turned me off. But he delivered a smart excellent rendition of the U.S. national anthem at Super Bowl LX and I watched his delightful interview with Rick Beato nerding out on chords, harmony, and production with some scintillating piano. He has the impressive knack of playing every song they talk about from memory in the right key and tempo, such that Rick Beato’s great video editor could mix in audio of the actual song each time. Listening to him play piano live along with his own tracks brings out his inventive jazz chord changes. It’s a fun, interesting interview.

So I listened to Charlie Puth’s new album Whatever’s Clever! with high hopes. Alas, its sound sucks. Everything is flat with minimal dynamics, the background vocals and vocal stylings aren’t in the background, instrument solos slouch in instead of leaping out of your speakers (the not-a-Bruce-Hornsby piano solo on “Changes” is disgustingly low in the mix), and it manages to blow Michael McDonald’s first verse on “Love in Exile”. It’s quite terrible, though the worse your playback system is the less offensive it sounds, and the later quieter songs like “Home” suck less. Charlie Puth and producer BloodPop (sic) took a fond homage to 1980s yacht rock/soft rock, and threw a dynamic-range-destroying lead blanket over it.

At 24:38 Charlie Puth explains: “But we really wanted to make a mix that purposely felt slammed, that still felt dynamic, … very compressed, sounds very loud. When you press play, it’s like whoa. There’s no room to breathe.” Well, mission accomplished 😕.

At 25:06 “I wanted it to feel uh like a like a cassette deck, like a like a BMW in a hot summer day and you can smell the leather” I’ve listened to 1980s cassettes in a BMW while smelling the leather, and most sounded far, FAR better than this. 40 years later, what the hell?! This is not grumpy old person Get off my lawn today’s music is cRAP whining. I listened to Whatever’s Clever! in between Willow’s new petal rock black (it’s no Empathogen , but what is?) and Haitus Kaiyote’s interesting Love Heart Cheat Code. They’re 2020s record production that sound so much better!

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skiing: missing the bigger picture

actual story: the 41-year-old wins big!

Lindsey Vonn will be remembered for attempting a comeback at 41, completely rupturing her ACL in a downhill race crash nine days before the Winter Olympics, competing in the Olympic downhill anyway, and then really trashing her leg in the downhill when she clipped a gate with her pole. Armchair commentators will draw conclusions about hubris, daredevilry verging on insanity, and raging against aging. But the incredible story is at age 41 she was leading in the women’s downhill World Cup before the crash! She had won two downhill races outright and achieved five straight podium finishes ⛷️🥇🏆. Even after missing the second half of the season she came fifth overall. Crashing is easy 🤕🩼; it’s winning races that make her one of the greats.

actual story: forget the Olympics, a dominant season

Similarly, the top story this season for Mikaela Shiffrin is not her “redemption” by winning the 2026 Winter Olympic women’s slalom. It is her insanely dominant performance in slalom races throughout the season. She won nine out of ten slalom races to win the overall women’s World Cup for the sixth time. She “narrowly came second in the remaining contest, claiming an incredible 980 out of a possible 1000 points… six of her nine victories came by over a second”. The GOAT got more 🐐-er.

I pointed out in my still-unfilmed interview segment of her on The Tonight Show that in her so-called failure at the 2022 Winter Olympics she came ninth in super-G, which is far from her specialty. Ninth best in the world at anything is an unimaginable achievement for billions of people! But the greats push themselves so hard that they agree with low-talent reporters who characterize it as failure.

A genuine team player?

It’s hard to discern the character of top athletes beyond “fierce competitor” when they have “teams” and “people” handling PR. However, Shiffrin seems to be happy when other skiers do well. At the 2026 Winter Olympics she competed in the odd team combined event with Breezy Johnson, who had just won the women’s Olympic downhill. Johnson posted the fastest downhill time in her part of the combine event, but Shiffrin only came 15th in the slalom part, So the pair “only” came 4th in the world. But that mean that her teammates Jackie Wiles and Paula Moltzan won the bronze medal and Shiffrin seemed genuinely happy for them.

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music: Love (and $$$) Will Keep Us Together, Paul Gilbert

Paul Gilbert is an entertaining voluble guitar whiz. I’ve watched a few videos of him, so YouTube recommended “Paul Gilbert – The Process of Translation | AMS Interview”. Lot of talk, but at 6:20 he casually unleashes a fantastic cover of the 1973 chestnut “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Captain and Tennille (written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield), which is the greatest damn thing on guitar I saw all last year!

Another lost video

The cover stuck in my mind and I tried to return to this video, but I couldn’t find it for months. Searching DuckDuckGo, Google, and Youtube for “Paul Gilbert glasses and short hair”, “Love Will Keep Us Together”, “1970s covers”, “two guys on couch”, “motorcycle” all failed to find it, but eventually Google AI Mode coughed up this video, with all the elements I remembered .

Great covers but not this one

I need, need, need a recording of Paul Gilbert playing the entire “Love Will Keep Us Together.” I couldn’t find a recorded version of it on Paul Gilbert’s Bandcamp, and it’s not on Setlist.fm’s huge list of songs that Paul Gilbert has covered in shows (but the list is delectable – “Magic” by Pilot,”Too Shy” by Kajagoogoo, “2 Become 1” by the Spice Girls, …😍).

Money talks, but does it record?

So I’ve reached out on the Paul Gilbert subreddit:

I want the whole song, both straight and a heavy shred-rock version with all the motifs turned up to 11, and I’ll pony up $$$$ to make it happen <Futurama Shut up and take my money GIF>. Seriously. How can I contact Paul Gilbert’s management?

We’ll see if “Executive producer: skierpage” happens.

Postscript: AI hallucinates yet again

Google’s AI Mode started hallucinating that Paul Gilbert played this song on the “Rock and Metal School of Music” and the Japanese “Young Guitar Magazine” video channels, and then took a hit of LSD and

The track is officially available on his 2021 album, The 80’s Hits For Rock Guitar, which also includes rock versions of tracks like “What a Fool Believes” and “Go All the Way.”

There is no such album.

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